Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Serious Medical Condition

It seems our greatest fears have been realized and Gary Danielson did indeed have to be rushed to the emergency room late Saturday night. To those of us watching CBS that afternoon it comes as no surprise, though it's no less concerning. Get well soon, Gary. You've got gimmicky offenses and players to denounce, so we need you ready and able sooner rather than later.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did he have an SEC dick stuck in his throat?

Reed said...

I'm glad you are trying to bring this serious condition some much needed attention. I have a friend suffering from the same affliction.

Reed said...

Also, I'm pretty sure if Tim Tebow wins the Heisman my friend will jizz in his pants.