It would take a mighty oversight to let the 'Clones come in and hang around too long. Who am I to look ahead, I am just a simple fan....I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.....Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I DO know - The Jayhawks will not be overlooking the Cyclones and are entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.
If it please and sparkles with our readers, may I move on? Sunshine? Ok, let us move on
Since I have been pretty pitiful about posting my picks for the weeks prior I guess I will do some this week. I have decided that I will base all picks this week on the most badass name on the competing teams roster...this should be interesting, actually probably not
Oklahoma (-8) @ Texas Tech
first up for OU
|99||Bumpus, Jonte||6-3||212||DE||FR||Muskogee, Okla. (Muskogee HS)|
not so close 2nd
|17||Madu, Mossis||5-11||191||RB||RS FR||Norman, Okla. (Norman HS)|
|68||Landon Burge||RS SO||6-3/284||Offensive Line||Leander, Texas (Leander)|
Jerry: Yep, Landon Burge. He's got a good 'John Houseman' name. Landon Buuurge.
not so close 2nd
|89||Brik Brinker||RS FR||6-2/180||Wide Receiver||Wolfforth, Texas (Frenship)|
Winner- Got to go with my man Bumpus on this one. I would love to be in the crowd screaming "Razzafrackin Bumpuses!" after he makes a tackle.
Bumpuses 45 fighting Brik Brinkers 28
Methzouri (-7) @ Kansas State
A hard fought name battle for Mizzou
|38||Stryker Sulak||Defensive Lineman||6-5/240||RS JR||Rockdale, Texas (Rockdale)|
Ted Striker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Lieutenant Hurwitz: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses...
Ted Striker: War is hell.
a tie for close second
|14||Scipio Daniels||Safety||6-0/180||FR||Blue Springs, Mo. (Blue Springs)|
|30||Drew Yanker||Wide Receiver||5-11/176||FR||Fenton, Mo. (Lindbergh)|
|77||Freeze, Colten||OL||6-5||281||Fr.||Liberty, Mo. (Liberty)|
|78||Alesana, Alesana||OL||6-4||299||Jr.||Malie, W. Samoa (San Francisco CC)|
|52||Stewart, Xzavier||DT||6-1||304||Fr.||Chicago, Ill. (Morgan Park)|
Winner- Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Ted Strikers 41 Mr. Freeze 10
Oklahoma St.(-14) @ Baylor
|92||Tea Jr., Tonga||DT||6-0||310||Jr.||Anchorage, Alaska (East High School/Snow CC)|
|50||Sam Shalala||LB||6-1||220||JR-SQ||Sugar Land, Texas/Kempner|
Winner- Isn't this obvious by now?
The Tonga Tea Travelling Touchdown Tornados 48 The Sucky Shalalas 17
Kansas (-26) vs. Iowa State
You have got to love some of the KU names....
|3||Aqib Talib||CB||6-2||205||Jr.-RS||Richardson, Texas (Berkner HS)|
|12||James Holt||LB||6-3||220||Jr.||Altus, Okla. (Altus HS)|
|22||Angus Quigley||RB||6-2||220||So.-RS||Cleburne, Texas (Cleburne HS)|
|18||Xavier Rambo||WR||6-0||195||Fr.-RS||Dallas, Texas (South Oak Cliff HS)|
|36||Tang Bacheyie||RB||6-1||210||Jr.||Windsor, Ontario (Sandwich HS)|
|67||Rameses Arceo||OL||6-4||300||Jr.-TR||Whittier, Calif. (St. Paul HS/Cerritos College)|
|89||Tertavian Ingram||WR||6-0||190||Fr.-RS||Tampa, Fla. (Jefferson HS)|
|9||Messiah, Euseph||WR||5-10||171||Jr.||Bettendorf, Iowa (Bettendorf)|
Winner- I guess we will say Xavier Rambo is the most badass, even if Aqib("Last to come") works pretty well with the ladies. ISU is no match for the most Badass Name Team in the nation.
John Rambo's House of Pain 56 The Messiah 10
One last home game homies...enjoy it and please don't crank dat soulja boy!
Don't be a Dick