Tuesday, February 19, 2008

One Reason I am Glad Roy is Gone...

So I will not get into the merits of his coaching career at KU or the many dramas he caused.  I don't hate the guy and he helped elevate KU back to the good old pre-Owens days (yes I am skipping browns short stint).  However, one thing I will absolutely not miss is his press conferences when he feels slightly miffed about something.  A Choice comment...

"It's not like I'm getting a dadgum plane and flying it around to say, 'Roy fell against a wall and banged his nose' or anything."

Classic Roy speak.

Some might find it charming I just find it annoying as he tries to mix whit with what can only be taken for down home country wisdom.

Honestly it was good to see him go if only to never hear another dadgum, youngster, rascal, fellas, golly, suckers, hustled their tails off, or tell people how if they drove the lane on him he would kill them in Larryville.

He does break out the heavy ammo though and throw down not just a damn but a crap also in one quote. A new record I think.

"Regardless of what somebody else says about they have injuries too, which is a bunch of bunk, so I don't give a crap what somebody else says, but coach their own damn team, I'll coach my team -- in case anybody has heard some statements about that."

CRAPTASTIC! However he does use bunk which I think makes it a wash.

Roy.. that rascal. I would take Coach K in the 3rd Round but I would actually pay to see it. (Would they slap or punch?)

Here Hoping for a Retirement Full of Golf for the General


Hiphopopotamus said...

I was laughing out loud when I read about this last night. It's truly amazing how no matter what he's talking about, he always manages to used the same words, tone, etc...

GingerBalls said...

Oh shit...fuck me....cock-sucking motherfucker
Pretty sure I utter the exact same profanities as RMK when I golf. Roy and K are both so f-ing lame when it comes to interviews and their coach speak. Talk about the all-time largest slap and tickle fight between Roy and K...I wish Ricardo Patton would have Jap-slapped the piss out of Huckleberry when he had his chance...then gank his money for a Coke